Ranbogarfrutthunsid is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, humorless hamster.

Ranbogarfrutthunsid created an atom eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ranbogarfrutthunsid, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ranbogarfrutthunsid, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Ranbogarfrutthunsid's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Ranbogarfrutthunsid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

2. Do not take Ranbogarfrutthunsid's name in vain.

3. Worship no other gods but Ranbogarfrutthunsid.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not chop down trees.