Disspitdud Quamdibfeb Gupgidstip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, overgenerous fairy.

Disspitdud Quamdibfeb Gupgidstip created the Sun two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Disspitdud Quamdibfeb Gupgidstip, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Disspitdud Quamdibfeb Gupgidstip, it will make you grow a tail.

Disspitdud Quamdibfeb Gupgidstip's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Disspitdud Quamdibfeb Gupgidstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about gooseberries.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. You must never eat carrots.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never hurt monkeys.