Nildaglat Tifrulstip is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, egotistical yak.

Nildaglat Tifrulstip created oxygen two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nildaglat Tifrulstip, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nildaglat Tifrulstip, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Nildaglat Tifrulstip's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Nildaglat Tifrulstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nildaglat Tifrulstip.

5. Never paint your chest magenta.