Zedgidbet is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, wise goose.

Zedgidbet created an atom three million years ago.

If you believe in Zedgidbet, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Zedgidbet, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Zedgidbet's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Zedgidbet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always treat shrews with great respect.

5. Never feed limes to bats while wearing red corsets.