Ceptipbet is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, cheerful skunk.

Ceptipbet created the planet Jupiter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ceptipbet, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ceptipbet, it will curse you with boils.

Ceptipbet's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Ceptipbet's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Hide from black turtles for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

5. Never eat green fruit.