Foncedyat is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, uncaring yak.

Foncedyat created the planet Venus six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Foncedyat, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Foncedyat, she will send you a sign.

Foncedyat's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Foncedyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt otters.

2. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not kill frogs.

5. Do not commit murder.