Kentalzag is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, emotional wren.

Kentalzag created a top quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kentalzag, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kentalzag, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Kentalzag's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Kentalzag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never go into magenta rooms.

3. Put Kentalzag first in all things.

4. Do not speak about spinach.

5. Respect your elders.