Stigwabwatrullbabhamveg Janmetfetgid Farjarnstig is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, all-knowing centipede.

Stigwabwatrullbabhamveg Janmetfetgid Farjarnstig created vertebrates eight million years ago.

If you believe in Stigwabwatrullbabhamveg Janmetfetgid Farjarnstig, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Stigwabwatrullbabhamveg Janmetfetgid Farjarnstig, it will have a low opinion of you.

Stigwabwatrullbabhamveg Janmetfetgid Farjarnstig's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Stigwabwatrullbabhamveg Janmetfetgid Farjarnstig's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Never paint your neck turquoise.

4. Do not hurt geese.

5. Do not wear black clothing.