Jatrillmab Monzanbass is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, selfish jellyfish.

Jatrillmab Monzanbass created humankind five billion years ago.

If you believe in Jatrillmab Monzanbass, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jatrillmab Monzanbass, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Jatrillmab Monzanbass' most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Jatrillmab Monzanbass' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always wear purple.