Fubdamtabfod is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, sapient cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Fubdamtabfod created gold three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubdamtabfod, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fubdamtabfod, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Fubdamtabfod's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Fubdamtabfod's Holy Commandments

1. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Fubdamtabfod on top of all buildings.