Inggup is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, egotistical jackal.

Inggup created the Small Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Inggup, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Inggup, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Inggup's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Inggup's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Inggup.

2. Retreat if three foxes approach from the south.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.