Himcussbop Madgubcem is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, ruthless wyvern.

Himcussbop Madgubcem created a bottom quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Himcussbop Madgubcem, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Himcussbop Madgubcem, he will send minions to preach to you.

Himcussbop Madgubcem's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Himcussbop Madgubcem's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Himcussbop Madgubcem on top of all buildings.

2. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Hide if nine otters approach from the west.

5. Never run in holy places.