Dagzanwap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, unthoughtful naga.

Dagzanwap created a strange quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagzanwap, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dagzanwap, it will send minions to preach to you.

Dagzanwap's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Dagzanwap's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never eat peanuts.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Do not covet oxen.