Nillcubgudsaw is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, intelligent yak.

Nillcubgudsaw created carbon eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nillcubgudsaw, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nillcubgudsaw, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Nillcubgudsaw's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Nillcubgudsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Always look after injured doves.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never go into mauve rooms.