Kem is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unthinking hummingbird.

Kem created the Sol system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Kem, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Kem, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Kem's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Kem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat strawberries.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Never feed aubergines to nematodes while wearing black coats.