Cadgupyar is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, humorless lizard.

Cadgupyar created time and space eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cadgupyar, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cadgupyar, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Cadgupyar's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Cadgupyar's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not speak about cucumbers.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.