Fab is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, two-faced jaguar.

Fab created carbon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fab, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fab, she will turn you into a duck.

Fab's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Fab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Fab's name in vain.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never eat onions.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.