Fodgenvab is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, loving shrew.

Fodgenvab created tapeworms nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fodgenvab, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fodgenvab, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Fodgenvab's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Fodgenvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Always help sick monkeys.

3. Do not kill hamsters.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not wear blue clothing.