Jabgovart is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, boastful zebra.

Jabgovart created oxygen three million years ago.

If you believe in Jabgovart, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Jabgovart, she will be very sad.

Jabgovart's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Jabgovart's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

4. Never eat turnips.

5. Goats are not to be trusted.