Flatsagstig is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, effective gnu.

Flatsagstig created the Milkyway five billion years ago.

If you believe in Flatsagstig, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Flatsagstig, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Flatsagstig's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Flatsagstig's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Flatsagstig's priests.

2. Do not eat tomatoes.

3. You must pray to Flatsagstig three times a day.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Flatsagstig.

5. Never sit in holy places.
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