Wadbinxuck is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unsympathetic beaver.

Wadbinxuck created the Andromeda Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadbinxuck, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wadbinxuck, she will have a low opinion of you.

Wadbinxuck's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Wadbinxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured geese.

2. Never paint your hands red.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

4. Always help swans in need.

5. Always pray immersed in water.
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