Mighomfet is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, charitable cow.

Mighomfet created gold eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mighomfet, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Mighomfet, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Mighomfet's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Mighomfet's Holy Commandments

1. Mites are not to be trusted.

2. Do not take Mighomfet's name in vain.

3. Never wear rings.

4. Always wear brown.

5. Never talk about fire.