Vancamdub is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, bad-tempered cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Vancamdub created the world twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vancamdub, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vancamdub, he will strike you with lightening.

Vancamdub's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Vancamdub's Holy Commandments

1. Put Vancamdub first in all things.

2. Worship no other gods but Vancamdub.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Hide if three foxes approach from the south.