Ciptinneg Himbellbim is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, loving troll.

Ciptinneg Himbellbim created parasitic wasps seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ciptinneg Himbellbim, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ciptinneg Himbellbim, it will turn you into a slug.

Ciptinneg Himbellbim's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Ciptinneg Himbellbim's Holy Commandments

1. Put Ciptinneg Himbellbim first in all things.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not take Ciptinneg Himbellbim's name in vain.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.