Carcipfod is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, thoughtless cobra.

Carcipfod created the planet Earth two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Carcipfod, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Carcipfod, she will make you grow a tail.

Carcipfod's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Carcipfod's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always look after injured moths.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Carcipfod must be the most important thing in your life.
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