Cunnellnut is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, pitiless wyrm.

Cunnellnut created silver four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunnellnut, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cunnellnut, she will turn you into a frog.

Cunnellnut's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Cunnellnut's Holy Commandments

1. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never go into red rooms.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Cunnellnut loves ants, so they must be respected.