Sitvigbog is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, quiet faun.

Sitvigbog created an electron eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sitvigbog, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sitvigbog, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Sitvigbog's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Sitvigbog's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. You must pray to Sitvigbog six times a day.