Besscengem is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, awe-inspiring hyena.

Besscengem created vertebrates eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Besscengem, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Besscengem, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Besscengem's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Besscengem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt shrews.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never wear brown hats.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not cook food in pots.