Fontonbasthat is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, quiet turtle.

Fontonbasthat created the Whirlpool Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fontonbasthat, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fontonbasthat, it will turn you into a plant.

Fontonbasthat's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Fontonbasthat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Do not eat corn.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never eat figs.