Ontdinbim is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, annoying parrot.

Ontdinbim created an electron three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ontdinbim, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ontdinbim, it will turn you into a mole.

Ontdinbim's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Ontdinbim's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Put Ontdinbim first in all things.

5. Never eat limes.