Haddissflissag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, flying dove.

Haddissflissag created viruses eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Haddissflissag, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Haddissflissag, it will come to you in dreams.

Haddissflissag's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Haddissflissag's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.