Ranarmarnvinhomyimnart Cebvinnig Dudgidben is a god.

She takes the form of a small, boastful porpoise.

Ranarmarnvinhomyimnart Cebvinnig Dudgidben created the Virgo Supercluster eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranarmarnvinhomyimnart Cebvinnig Dudgidben, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ranarmarnvinhomyimnart Cebvinnig Dudgidben, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Ranarmarnvinhomyimnart Cebvinnig Dudgidben's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Ranarmarnvinhomyimnart Cebvinnig Dudgidben's Holy Commandments

1. Ranarmarnvinhomyimnart Cebvinnig Dudgidben loves ants, so they must be honoured.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always pray immersed in water.