Gedmilrul is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, effective jellyfish.

Gedmilrul created the Whirlpool Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gedmilrul, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gedmilrul, it will turn you into a rat.

Gedmilrul's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Gedmilrul's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.