Yimstigflan is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, proud dolphin.

Yimstigflan created the Whirlpool Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimstigflan, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yimstigflan, it will have a low opinion of you.

Yimstigflan's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Yimstigflan's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Yimstigflan.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Yimstigflan on top of all buildings.

4. Hide from gray otters for they are unholy.

5. Yimstigflan loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.