Ruttyattzogcendumwonsograw is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, staggering whale.

Ruttyattzogcendumwonsograw created the Tadpole Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttyattzogcendumwonsograw, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ruttyattzogcendumwonsograw, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Ruttyattzogcendumwonsograw's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Ruttyattzogcendumwonsograw's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Run away from brown frogs, for they are unholy.

5. Worship no other gods but Ruttyattzogcendumwonsograw.