Buddissfut is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, witless frog.

Buddissfut created the Black Eye Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Buddissfut, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Buddissfut, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Buddissfut's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Buddissfut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Buddissfut on top of all buildings.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Hide if seven ducks approach from the west.