Cebleggab is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, clever newt.

Cebleggab created the Milkyway twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cebleggab, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cebleggab, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Cebleggab's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Cebleggab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large tin sculpture of Cebleggab on top of all buildings.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never laugh near mites.