Sandloopab is a god.

It takes the form of a small, witty zebra.

Sandloopab created Mount Everest eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sandloopab, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sandloopab, it will turn you into a worm.

Sandloopab's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Sandloopab's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Sandloopab loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sandloopab.

4. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Sandloopab on top of all buildings.

5. Do not dye your hair red.