Lapmipbogdinshavnurttip is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, charitable coyote.

Lapmipbogdinshavnurttip created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lapmipbogdinshavnurttip, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Lapmipbogdinshavnurttip, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Lapmipbogdinshavnurttip's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Lapmipbogdinshavnurttip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt cats.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Lapmipbogdinshavnurttip on top of all buildings.

4. Put Lapmipbogdinshavnurttip first in all things.

5. Respect your elders.