Cidgab is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, fussy zebra.

Cidgab created the planet Mars two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cidgab, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cidgab, she will cry a lot.

Cidgab's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Cidgab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not cook food in pots.