Gepfubmid is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, bad-tempered donkey.

Gepfubmid created the Sombrero Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepfubmid, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Gepfubmid, it will turn you into a mouse.

Gepfubmid's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Gepfubmid's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six voles approach from the west.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Gepfubmid.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not make images of living things.