Nurpogved is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, slow frog.

Nurpogved created a bottom quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurpogved, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nurpogved, he will turn you into a rat.

Nurpogved's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Nurpogved's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nurpogved.

4. Always wear white.

5. Never talk about amino acids.