Hubtagfed is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, proud shrew.

Hubtagfed created Asia eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubtagfed, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hubtagfed, it will ignore you.

Hubtagfed's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Hubtagfed's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hubtagfed.

4. Put Hubtagfed first in all things.

5. Do not listen to music.