Gudlogkop is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, stupid dragonfly.

Gudlogkop created a quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudlogkop, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gudlogkop, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Gudlogkop's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Gudlogkop's Holy Commandments

1. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never eat bark.