Yatkomarp is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, omnipotent jellyfish.

Yatkomarp created the Tadpole Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yatkomarp, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yatkomarp, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Yatkomarp's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Yatkomarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never eat lentils.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always take life seriously.