Mapbopjatstikhotsinteenpag Dissbisswan is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, blissful centipede.

Mapbopjatstikhotsinteenpag Dissbisswan created oxygen six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mapbopjatstikhotsinteenpag Dissbisswan, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Mapbopjatstikhotsinteenpag Dissbisswan, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Mapbopjatstikhotsinteenpag Dissbisswan's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Mapbopjatstikhotsinteenpag Dissbisswan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Run away from fawn hamsters, for they are unholy.

3. Do not take Mapbopjatstikhotsinteenpag Dissbisswan's name in vain.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never go into violet rooms.