Fonbossquill is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, loving wren.

Fonbossquill created the world two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fonbossquill, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fonbossquill, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Fonbossquill's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Fonbossquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near dolphins.

2. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

3. Never talk about otters.

4. Run away if five voles approach from the south.

5. Do not cook food in pots.