Suggubkon is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, intelligent ferret.

Suggubkon created vertebrates seven million years ago.

If you believe in Suggubkon, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Suggubkon, it will destroy your home planet.

Suggubkon's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Suggubkon's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear scarves.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never feed cherries to voles while wearing fawn kilts.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not wear brown clothing.