Safbitcet is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, humane camel.

Safbitcet created everything that exists eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Safbitcet, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Safbitcet, he will be mildly annoyed.

Safbitcet's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Safbitcet's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear corsets.

2. Do not speak about limes.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.