Dinpagyak is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, self-confident camel.

Dinpagyak created oxygen six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinpagyak, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dinpagyak, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Dinpagyak's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Dinpagyak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Do not speak about turnips.

3. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Do not sit in public.